So our wonderful school newspaper decided to post a column on what the true meaning of love is. Being an editor with way to much time on his hands, I decided to change the word love (which appears 32 times to be exact) with other more "real" feelings and emotions. Here is one that especially seemed to be true.
EDITED:
Buttsex is such a strong word....it has such a tremendous impact on us all. We all ache for it, it can heal as well as destroy if used the right way or improperly. I have encountered it in the best and worst of situations and find that it's power is everlasting in both aspects. It is a mystery why we fall in buttsex. It is a mystery how it happens. It is a mystery when it comes. It is a mystery why some buttsex grows and it is a mystery why some buttsex fails. When we fall out of buttsex, or the person we buttsex feels the buttsex leaving, some try desperately to regain the buttsex that is lost rather than accepting the gift for what it was, then moving on. They want answers where there are no answers. They want to know what is wrong in them that make the other person no longer buttsex them, or try to get their buttsex to change. Even when the buttsex is gone it’s always hard to realize that you have to quit something once so good. They try anything to give significance to what has happened. It’s over when it’s over and sometimes it’s obvious that all is over. But there is no meaning beyond the buttsex itself. If you find yourself in buttsex with someone who does not buttsex you, be gentle with how you think of yourself. There is nothing wrong with you. Buttsex just didn't choose to rest in the other person's heart. How you deal with buttsex is how you deal with yourself. Even though we all think and buttsex differently all our hearts feel the same pains and joys. If you fall in buttsex with another, and they fall in buttsex with you, and then buttsex chooses to leave, do not try to get it back it. Let it go. There is a reason and there is a meaning. You will know in time. We have no limit of times that we can fall in buttsex and so although it’s sad to loose buttsex, each time we do we should try to look at it as on the chance to find a new better one. Few experiences will ever be as intense and overwhelming as your first buttsex. Some say that we are born to buttsex and that buttsex is the meaning and the goal of our lives. Many people believe that it’s a divine magical power that connects two loving hearts. Buttsex has a supernatural power to help overcome all troubles, heal illnesses and create wonders. In critical life situations it gives people the strength to survive, to hold on however tough their life gets. And it all comes from the knowledge that you’re not alone in this world. Buttsex makes clever people loose their mind and silly ones turn into geniuses. Buttsex is unpredictable in very many aspects. It can be the most amazing feeling in the world, or it can really hurt. There are statements that buttsex is always happiness even when it’s unhappy and at the same time that there’s both nothing worse and nothing better than it. Another theory is that you never lived till you buttsexd, and that buttsex is the key to life and the sense of it. In one thing we can be sure: one who buttsexs sees the world in the different way, things look brighter, birds sing louder, life shows itself in its completeness.
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ORIGINAL (not that you'll read it)
Love is such a strong word....it has such a tremendous impact on us all. We all ache for it, it can heal as well as destroy if used the right way or improperly. I have encountered it in the best and worst of situations and find that it's power is everlasting in both aspects. It is a mystery why we fall in love. It is a mystery how it happens. It is a mystery when it comes. It is a mystery why some love grows and it is a mystery why some love fails. When we fall out of love, or the person we love feels the love leaving, some try desperately to regain the love that is lost rather than accepting the gift for what it was, then moving on. They want answers where there are no answers. They want to know what is wrong in them that make the other person no longer love them, or try to get their love to change. Even when the love is gone it’s always hard to realize that you have to quit something once so good. They try anything to give significance to what has happened. It’s over when it’s over and sometimes it’s obvious that all is over. But there is no meaning beyond the love itself. If you find yourself in love with someone who does not love you, be gentle with how you think of yourself. There is nothing wrong with you. Love just didn't choose to rest in the other person's heart. How you deal with love is how you deal with yourself. Even though we all think and love differently all our hearts feel the same pains and joys. If you fall in love with another, and they fall in love with you, and then love chooses to leave, do not try to get it back it. Let it go. There is a reason and there is a meaning. You will know in time. We have no limit of times that we can fall in love and so although it’s sad to loose love, each time we do we should try to look at it as on the chance to find a new better one. Few experiences will ever be as intense and overwhelming as your first love. Some say that we are born to love and that love is the meaning and the goal of our lives. Many people believe that it’s a divine magical power that connects two loving hearts. Love has a supernatural power to help overcome all troubles, heal illnesses and create wonders. In critical life situations it gives people the strength to survive, to hold on however tough their life gets. And it all comes from the knowledge that you’re not alone in this world. Love makes clever people loose their mind and silly ones turn into geniuses. Love is unpredictable in very many aspects. It can be the most amazing feeling in the world, or it can really hurt. There are statements that love is always happiness even when it’s unhappy and at the same time that there’s both nothing worse and nothing better than it. Another theory is that you never lived till you loved, and that love is the key to life and the sense of it. In one thing we can be sure: one who loves sees the world in the different way, things look brighter, birds sing louder, life shows itself in its completeness.
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the newspaper teacher actualy read this and I'm currently in exile to the library until they figure out who saved the edited story.
Hope this brightens your day!
